Blasphemy

If you ridicule the Hindu faith Say anything, it's no sweat But mention the prophet And promptly comes a threat Run, hide or prepare for death!

Religion of Love

As the Religion of Love spread It left countless pagans dead Behind the priestly smiles Lurked preying pedophiles Filling kids with dread

Rajdeep's book

Rajdeep's oft-launched book Full of election gobbledegook Has inspired more jokes Than the number of folks Who bought copies from this crook

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Misguided Youth

Strange, how members of the RoP Just after a killing spree Become misguided youth Who didn't see the truth Of the prophet's message of harmony!

AAPTards

There's nothing #AAPtards wouldn't do No level too low to stoop to Just to oppose Modi No matter how seedy Or how against the Indian view

Bharat Ratna

Bharat Ratna, an award conferred Upon themselves by those undeserved Is it a glory To the worthy, laudatory Or is stripping the rogues preferred?

Jealous god

To be told that a jealous god Is the saviour, is rather odd For I was born divine The sacred, in me, I enshrine Don't need saving, I'm not flawed