Dhoni retired from tests today
Everyone has something to say
But I know nothing
'bout his fielding or batting
Don't think I've seen him play!
Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Blasphemy
If you ridicule the Hindu faith
Say anything, it's no sweat
But mention the prophet
And promptly comes a threat
Run, hide or prepare for death!
Friday, December 26, 2014
Religion of Love
As the Religion of Love spread
It left countless pagans dead
Behind the priestly smiles
Lurked preying pedophiles
Filling kids with dread
Rajdeep's book
Rajdeep's oft-launched book
Full of election gobbledegook
Has inspired more jokes
Than the number of folks
Who bought copies from this crook
0 replies18 retweets7 favoritesMisguided Youth
Strange, how members of the RoP
Just after a killing spree
Become misguided youth
Who didn't see the truth
Of the prophet's message of harmony!
Bharat Ratna
Bharat Ratna, an award conferred
Upon themselves by those undeserved
Is it a glory
To the worthy, laudatory
Or is stripping the rogues preferred?
Jealous god
To be told that a jealous god
Is the saviour, is rather odd
For I was born divine
The sacred, in me, I enshrine
Don't need saving, I'm not flawed
Christianity
Christianity, even after two Millennia
Hasn't brought its own lands near
Life of peace
Yet it doesn't cease
To harvest souls elsewhere!
Thursday, October 9, 2014
The 'weak' PM
This PM is weak, libtards shouted
As the LOC casualties were counted
But now they wail
For peace to prevail
When a counterattack was mounted
Classless rajdeep
That elusive class to which Rajdeep alluded
Was clear in his interviews just concluded
'tis to swear and brawl
And to abuse all
The interviewee included!
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
Sena is secular!
From king of Hindus to Afzal Khan
Is quite a feat in such a short span
Modi's coup though
Is that now
He's put Shiv Seva in the halal clan
Modi stole Congi icons
Modi took Sardar with a statue grand
Gandhi was next for the "Clean India" brand
Now in queue
It looks like Nehru
INC will be left with an empty hand
AK's broom
AK rode his broom to the CM chair
His short-lived Govt was a sorry affair
On Bapu's Birthday
Modi took the broom away
And now AK's left tearing his hair
Shashi Tharoor - Swatch Bharat
Shashi, the Congress blue-eyed boy
A ladies man, never to be coy
Got a rap from the boss
And supporting Modi's cause
Proved to be a costly ploy!
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Victimhood is the greatest poison
Here's an important lesson
Violence is next in progression
For folks who are taught
That nobody cares for their lot
Victimhood is the greatest poison!
NYT apologised
NYT's jest wasn't in good taste
Anyway, they apologised in haste
Our own journos
With their behaviour gross
Displayed their character debased
To ghee or not to ghee
Libtards declare with pride
The rules for others to abide
Don't they really know
What to spend and how
Is for the spenders to decide?
TMC office bomb blasts
'Poribartan' was Didi's goal declared
Now bomb makers in her office dead
Bengal's on the verge
Of ruin by the jihadi scourge
Thats how much the rot has spread!
Outcry over Amma's arrest
Popular outcry over Amma's arrest
Left me flummoxed like the rest
Her criminal facets
And disproportionate assets
Make very little difference to folks, at best
Modi Kurta
The latest weapon unearthed
Is the Modi Kurta,(his shirt)
Newspaper columns are dedicated
To this crime premeditated
That was hitherto covert
Saturday, October 4, 2014
Yesudas
An old man's comments few
Caused much anger, the furore grew
The irony of it however
Is that every FoS crusader
Denies him freedom to hold a view!
Friday, October 3, 2014
The Stampede
Cries of pain, bodies in a heap
After the stampede, politicians weep
No lessons are taken
The police remain unshaken
Coz human life here's quite cheap!
Pessimism
The worst affliction to hit the mind
Is to lose faith in humankind
To see only the dark side
To feel no joy and no pride
Alas there's no cure for this to find
The long and short of it
140 letters all you get at best
Twitter and life do similarly test
Man's skill to fit
The best into it
So keep what matters & throw the rest.
Thursday, October 2, 2014
Modi's radio speech
He's MMS 2 they said over and over
Modi's gone mum after coming to power
But he spoke directly and that stung
The media crooks who lost their tongue
And then quickly ran for cover!
Modi's gone mum after coming to power
But he spoke directly and that stung
The media crooks who lost their tongue
And then quickly ran for cover!
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Arguments
In argumentative combats
The true man uses facts
Evidence is the weapon
That his case depends upon
The liar counters with tears & brickbats
Running Sport is not child's play
Athletes who face neglect each day
Penniless as they slowly fade away
Facilities dismal
Performance abysmal
Coz running Sport is not child's play
Sarita Devi
Why did the pugilist cry
Kiss her dream goodbye
Why is hardship her story
Instead of grit and glory
Sport is run by politicians, thats why!
Mary Kom's Asian Gold
She is Magnificent Mary
A boxer extraordinary
Besides the medals in her hold
Today won yet another Gold
This wonderful mother of three!
Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Freedom of speech
Freedom of speech is a two way street
So opposing views should compete
On basis of evidence
For acceptance
And not just opinions of the elite!
Monday, September 29, 2014
To PC or not to PC
Is the naked truth unsightly
Is what I pondered recently
For what more does PC do
Except to steady you
Whilst breaking the bad news gently?
NYT cartoon on MOM
ISRO put MOM in the Martian Trajectory
To get data and for photography
But the tasteless NYT mirth
Shows that on Earth
We still fight racism and bigotry
Rowdy Rajdeep
Getting his panties in a bunch
And crying victim won't expunge
The fact that he was rude
Hence the crowd booed
And he clearly threw the first punch!
Sunday, September 28, 2014
The tyranny of 140
'tis tough to comment with wit
On news, in depth, and get it
Within 140 letters or less
Though to trim the excess
There are grammatical crimes to commit
#RajdeepSlapped
Twelve years of lies & hate
Rajdeep had more than invited his fate
They slapped his face
For his lack of grace
And for wronging Modi till date!
ModiAtMadison
It's the stuff from MSM's nightmares
As Madison Square Garden prepares
For 20000 trolls
Happy saffron souls
To greet the answer to their prayers!
Saturday, September 27, 2014
ModiInUN
Red Fort and the States, they mocked
Were for him forever blocked
From the fort's rampart
And the UN's heart
The world listened as he talked
Jaya's conviction
Swami fought long, he was deft
Jaya's convicted, all that's left
Is to now book
Every other crook
Who makes Jaya's crime look like petty theft!
The Ghose 2
Celebrity anchors of days gone by
Are out of work, high and dry
They mock and they scoff
At colleagues better off
And remember old days and sigh!
Friday, September 26, 2014
Mah elections
Breakups galore and claws bare
The Mah elections's an electric affair
To give any insight
In this four corner fight
Is a psephologist's nightmare
Thursday, September 25, 2014
MMS
A learned man and economist noted
Yet for the top job was never suited
It shows poor character
To be a mute spectator
When the country is looted!
Sena-BJP split?
Together or separate is the question
In the BJP-Sena interaction
But the voters rightly pick
And give those a kick
Who put self before the nation
A slow news day
A slow news day does dawn
There's nothing to outrage upon
Then tweeple start new games
Replace words in movie names
That's the day epic jokes are born!
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Old Monk
There's an Old Monk who must wonder
What exactly was his blunder
He was punched in his face
Without much grace
And his moral compass torn asunder
What exactly was his blunder
He was punched in his face
Without much grace
And his moral compass torn asunder
Burkha Dutt
Barkha's not just a scribe
Her deeds are dark to describe
She wheels and she deals
She sides with Pak's appeals
And leads the secular tribe!
Her deeds are dark to describe
She wheels and she deals
She sides with Pak's appeals
And leads the secular tribe!
Sheila Aunty
In Delhi was one aunty Sheila
Known mainly for the CWG ghotala
Kejri promised to get her
But his bark soon turned to whimper
And now Sheila is Governor of Kerala!
Known mainly for the CWG ghotala
Kejri promised to get her
But his bark soon turned to whimper
And now Sheila is Governor of Kerala!
Dr. Harshvardhan
The good Dr. H ain't dim
But the chances of his success are slim
For his loose utterances
Cause controversies
He should let his work speak for him!
But the chances of his success are slim
For his loose utterances
Cause controversies
He should let his work speak for him!
Yugpurush
Now Kejri thinks he's an intellectual
AAPis claim he is the real deal
But he has long lost the plot
All his mischief's caught
And his dramebazi rendered ineffectual!
AAPis claim he is the real deal
But he has long lost the plot
All his mischief's caught
And his dramebazi rendered ineffectual!
Fali Nariman 2
There's a Bawa called Fali
One Friday got a bit talli
Made big comments on Hinduism
Viewed through a narrow secular prism
He feels brave in his galli!
One Friday got a bit talli
Made big comments on Hinduism
Viewed through a narrow secular prism
He feels brave in his galli!
Fali Nariman 1
There's a Bawa called Nariman
He jumped on the secular bandwagon
Said Hinduism is no longer benign
And thats a troubling sign
Although, without it, Bawas would be none!
He jumped on the secular bandwagon
Said Hinduism is no longer benign
And thats a troubling sign
Although, without it, Bawas would be none!
Arnold Shivajinagar
There is an Austrian actor
Whose long name's a tormentor
Folks try hard and stutter
And finally decide its better
To call him the Terminator!
Whose long name's a tormentor
Folks try hard and stutter
And finally decide its better
To call him the Terminator!
Ashutosh
Ashutosh uses twitter
Whenever he is bitter
The grammar's cruelly wrecked
As out comes a load unchecked
Of allegations, lies and litter!
The Scottish referendum 2
England waits with bated breath
Will the Union face its death
Will Scots take the Freedom bait
Will Britain still remain Great
Or just merely Adequate!
Will the Union face its death
Will Scots take the Freedom bait
Will Britain still remain Great
Or just merely Adequate!
The Scottish referendum 1
The Sun, it never set, they said
So wide the British empire spread
Now a tiny nation
To complete its degradation
May become Londonistan instead
So wide the British empire spread
Now a tiny nation
To complete its degradation
May become Londonistan instead
Scotland stays with UK
"We want freedom", Salmond cried
Tried to quit the Union and step outside
But the votes are in
The Nays win
And Britain's not a Kingdom Untied!
Tried to quit the Union and step outside
But the votes are in
The Nays win
And Britain's not a Kingdom Untied!
Ajit (squatter) Singh
Ajit Singh made a clever plan
To nick the house of his dead old man
27 years of overstay
He still won't clear away
Such is the Lutyens clan!
To nick the house of his dead old man
27 years of overstay
He still won't clear away
Such is the Lutyens clan!
Bilawal's bravery
Bilawal plans a Kashmir conquest
Imran 'll kill poverty with zest
So I know for sure
That stupid has no cure
And Pakistani pot is the best!
Imran 'll kill poverty with zest
So I know for sure
That stupid has no cure
And Pakistani pot is the best!
Modi's visa
"No visa", was the sickular croak
He neither paid heed, nor spoke
Led the electoral conquest
And now he is Obama's guest
His detractors, a mere joke!
He neither paid heed, nor spoke
Led the electoral conquest
And now he is Obama's guest
His detractors, a mere joke!
Deepika's cleavage
There is a picture doing the rounds
Of a certain line twixt the mounds
Was the paper justified?
Or has decency just died
And only filth abounds?
Of a certain line twixt the mounds
Was the paper justified?
Or has decency just died
And only filth abounds?
Does the PM have freedom?
Why this hat and not the other
Why did he meet his mother
Why pray, why fast, it seems to me
That everyone else is free
But the PM, he's on a tether!
Bakri-Eid
Every festival, Libtards advice
Let not nature pay the price
So waterless Holi
No crackers for Diwali
Come Eid and none heed the poor lamb's cries
Coal block allocations
Its improper claimed the CAG
Coal blocks allocated arbitrarily
The SC threw them out
Leaving us no doubt
The deals were as black as could be
Mangalayan
ISRO toiled on the Mars mission
Low on money, high on vision
It will send some pictures back
But the cost of the data pack
Wasn't added is my suspicion
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
SS-BJP Squabble
Thakre and Shah in a brawly mood
Seats to share's cause of the feud
Twixt Congi abyss
And Pawar's piss
It's the state that's getting screwed!
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