Freedom of speech

Freedom of speech is a two way street So opposing views should compete On basis of evidence For acceptance And not just opinions of the elite!

To PC or not to PC

Is the naked truth unsightly Is what I pondered recently For what more does PC do Except to steady you Whilst breaking the bad news gently?

NYT cartoon on MOM

ISRO put MOM in the Martian Trajectory To get data and for photography But the tasteless NYT mirth Shows that on Earth We still fight racism and bigotry

Rowdy Rajdeep

Getting his panties in a bunch And crying victim won't expunge The fact that he was rude Hence the crowd booed And he clearly threw the first punch!

The tyranny of 140

'tis tough to comment with wit On news, in depth, and get it Within 140 letters or less Though to trim the excess There are grammatical crimes to commit

#RajdeepSlapped

Twelve years of lies & hate Rajdeep had more than invited his fate They slapped his face For his lack of grace And for wronging Modi till date!

ModiAtMadison

It's the stuff from MSM's nightmares As Madison Square Garden prepares For 20000 trolls Happy saffron souls To greet the answer to their prayers!

ModiInUN

Red Fort and the States, they mocked Were for him forever blocked From the fort's rampart And the UN's heart The world listened as he talked

Jaya's conviction

Swami fought long, he was deft Jaya's convicted, all that's left Is to now book Every other crook Who makes Jaya's crime look like petty theft!

The Ghose 2

Celebrity anchors of days gone by Are out of work, high and dry They mock and they scoff At colleagues better off And remember old days and sigh!

Mah elections

Breakups galore and claws bare The Mah elections's an electric affair To give any insight In this four corner fight Is a psephologist's nightmare

MMS

A learned man and economist noted Yet for the top job was never suited It shows poor character To be a mute spectator When the country is looted!

Sena-BJP split?

Together or separate is the question In the BJP-Sena interaction But the voters rightly pick And give those a kick Who put self before the nation

A slow news day

A slow news day does dawn There's nothing to outrage upon Then tweeple start new games Replace words in movie names That's the day epic jokes are born!

Old Monk

There's an Old Monk who must wonder
What exactly was his blunder
He was punched in his face
Without much grace
And his moral compass torn asunder

Burkha Dutt

Barkha's not just a scribe
Her deeds are dark to describe
She wheels and she deals
She sides with Pak's appeals
And leads the secular tribe!

Sheila Aunty

In Delhi was one aunty Sheila
Known mainly for the CWG ghotala
Kejri promised to get her
But his bark soon turned to whimper
And now Sheila is Governor of Kerala!

Dr. Harshvardhan

The good Dr. H ain't dim
But the chances of his success are slim
For his loose utterances
Cause controversies
He should let his work speak for him!

Yugpurush

Now Kejri thinks he's an intellectual
AAPis claim he is the real deal
But he has long lost the plot
All his mischief's caught
And his dramebazi rendered ineffectual!

Fali Nariman 2

There's a Bawa called Fali
One Friday got a bit talli
Made big comments on Hinduism
Viewed through a narrow secular prism
He feels brave in his galli!

Fali Nariman 1

There's a Bawa called Nariman
He jumped on the secular bandwagon
Said Hinduism is no longer benign
And thats a troubling sign
Although, without it, Bawas would be none!

Arnold Shivajinagar

There is an Austrian actor
Whose long name's a tormentor
Folks try hard and stutter
And finally decide its better
To call him the Terminator!

Ashutosh

Ashutosh uses twitter Whenever he is bitter The grammar's cruelly wrecked As out comes a load unchecked Of allegations, lies and litter!

The Scottish referendum 2

England waits with bated breath
Will the Union face its death
Will Scots take the Freedom bait
Will Britain still remain Great
Or just merely Adequate!

The Scottish referendum 1

The Sun, it never set, they said
So wide the British empire spread
Now a tiny nation
To complete its degradation
May become Londonistan instead

Scotland stays with UK

"We want freedom", Salmond cried
Tried to quit the Union and step outside
But the votes are in
The Nays win
And Britain's not a Kingdom Untied!

Ajit (squatter) Singh

Ajit Singh made a clever plan
To nick the house of his dead old man
27 years of overstay
He still won't clear away
Such is the Lutyens clan!

Bilawal's bravery

Bilawal plans a Kashmir conquest
Imran 'll kill poverty with zest
So I know for sure
That stupid has no cure
And Pakistani pot is the best!

Modi's visa

"No visa", was the sickular croak
He neither paid heed, nor spoke
Led the electoral conquest
And now he is Obama's guest
His detractors, a mere joke!

Deepika's cleavage

There is a picture doing the rounds
Of a certain line twixt the mounds
Was the paper justified?
Or has decency just died
And only filth abounds?

Does the PM have freedom?

Why this hat and not the other Why did he meet his mother Why pray, why fast, it seems to me That everyone else is free But the PM, he's on a tether!

Bakri-Eid

Every festival, Libtards advice Let not nature pay the price So waterless Holi No crackers for Diwali Come Eid and none heed the poor lamb's cries

Coal block allocations

Its improper claimed the CAG Coal blocks allocated arbitrarily The SC threw them out Leaving us no doubt The deals were as black as could be

Mangalayan

ISRO toiled on the Mars mission Low on money, high on vision It will send some pictures back But the cost of the data pack Wasn't added is my suspicion

SS-BJP Squabble

Thakre and Shah in a brawly mood Seats to share's cause of the feud Twixt Congi abyss And Pawar's piss It's the state that's getting screwed!